I mean, that's three minutes I could have been playing video games not counting the time it takes to put my socks back on.
2007-04-09 10:19:14 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Maybe you should do a little role-playing. Have her dress up as a Chocobo and you can ride her with your socks on. Its not the same as the video game, but you have to make compromises in every relationship.
Next, you have to work on trying to make it longer than 3 minutes. I mean, its going to take her a little while to put the Chocobo outfit on, so you might as well last a little longer than 3 minutes. You don't want to finish faster than she can put on the outfit.
2007-04-09 11:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could always tell her she's been putting on weight, then she won't throw out your games with the sex. I'd think about leaving the socks on for the whole three minutes.
2007-04-09 10:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by .......... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women are highly intuitive human beings: she will totally figure it out on her own and save you the bother of taking time to converse.
Once she realizes how truly important the game is to you, she'll start buying you Depends undergarments and save you from having to leave the game to use the facilities.
Later, you can discuss a feeding tube and maybe a nice catheter. *sigh* I want a wife as considerate as yours.
2007-04-09 10:53:22 · answer #3 · answered by Clint 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maby if you cut your balls off and mail it to the makers of FF you can achieve two things, 1 thair games than fornicate and 2 your wife wouldnt wounder why you couldnt rock her world.
If you dont like that Idea then send her over to me, Ill hit it so good she wont want any for a month.
2007-04-09 10:26:44 · answer #4 · answered by RYAN B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might want to consider what all the final fantasy time is doing to your relationship with your wife. A marriage needs more than a ceremony - it requires quality time together to work out problems, communication, and working together in the real world.
2007-04-09 10:24:36 · answer #5 · answered by Country girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Instead of thinking about mastering level 5 while making love to your wife, you should just talk about it with her. Just talk about how you feel. Maybe get some counseling too, because it clear that you're more concerned about your video games than your wife.
2007-04-09 10:25:31 · answer #6 · answered by too_fresh_fashion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get dual controls, ask her to join in and then introduce the concept of naked Final Fantasy. You'll be able to combine two pleasurable activities.
If that doesn't work, show her your question. You won't have to worry about setting aside precious gaming time for her.
2007-04-09 10:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by friendlyadvice 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that you are an undercover agent for the FBI and your job is to seek out and report any secret or subversive messages that you detect hidden in the game......."Sorry Honey but I have to work....this is a necessay part of national security. The hardest part is playing the game backwards........"
2007-04-09 10:33:44 · answer #8 · answered by Kamp 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I certainly hope this is a joke. I don't think there is any polite way to tell a woman that she is not important to you.
If Final Fantasy is that important to you, then you really need to re-evaluate your relationship with your wife.
2007-04-09 10:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by Allyson 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Weird question.
You mean you would rather play stupid video games than to make love to your wife?
I feel sorry for your wife. That is so inconsiderate of you! She deserves better.
2007-04-09 10:24:33 · answer #10 · answered by Momwithaheart 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋