There once was a really old lady, about 80 years old.
She thinks to herself, "I have lived a nice full life and have been having a lot of fun, but its not long before I die"
Thinking to herself that instead of getting sick and suffering while she dies, she would just commit suicide. So she heads over to her doctor and askes where her heart is, just wanting to make sure she doesn't screw it up and suffer anyways.
So the doctor tells her that her heart is located under her left breast and, not thinking much of it, sends her off.
Well the next day this same old lady is sent off to the emergency room with a gunshot to her left knee.
Ha ha! She had knee-knockers
2007-04-09 09:44:13 · 8 answers · asked by Will Bleed For Kicks 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!! My 90 year old mom will get a kick out of this one!
2007-04-10 21:38:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one! 9/10.
2007-04-09 16:50:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke!! Loved It!!
2007-04-09 16:48:25 · answer #3 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao hahahahahahahhahahaah wow that old lady xD
2007-04-09 16:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by triciaismyname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO... that was funny
2007-04-09 16:50:44 · answer #5 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!! :)
2007-04-09 16:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by tangerine -.- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! loved it.
2007-04-09 16:48:25 · answer #7 · answered by xoxo_sexy_biatch_xoxo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... thanks for a laugh.......
2007-04-09 16:48:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋