Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
"Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:
"Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00."
2007-04-09 09:28:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aaaah! Haahaha!! Love it!
Good one!
2007-04-09 14:06:02 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-04-09 16:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by Chrissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! good 1 my friend! cute, 100-100, its SO funny!!!! i wish i had funny jokes like urz!!!
& haterz, stop hating cuz its funny, u juz mad cuz its betta than yall lame jokes!
2007-04-09 19:44:53 · answer #3 · answered by Just Mckale 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it!! cant get enough of these jokes!!! thanx for the laugh!!!
2007-04-09 16:30:55 · answer #4 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOWEE YUR SHUR GONNA HEILL FER TAT ONE!!!! Funny though!!!!
2007-04-09 16:32:27 · answer #5 · answered by Nehru 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C-Cant s-stop l-l-l-laughing.
2007-04-15 02:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe cute
2007-04-09 16:34:00 · answer #7 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats funny. a good one too.
2007-04-09 16:32:45 · answer #8 · answered by sec_cogley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-04-09 16:30:52 · answer #9 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good one!!
2007-04-09 16:31:05 · answer #10 · answered by Strawberryblonde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋