The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the country music singer.
One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately.
He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door.
When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"
"No, ma'am," he replied, "I'm your new pastor, and I came to have prayer with you."
So she said come right on in.
He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.
The he came to a young widow woman's house on the end of the street.
She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door. When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands-which allowed the towel to fall to the floor.
"Oh, my God!" she exclaimed, "It's Conway Twitty!"
And the preacher said...............................
"Hello, Darlin'".
2007-04-09 09:27:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha thats really funny. People won't get it unless thy've heard that song. I grew up listening to Conway with my Grandma so I get it, but that was like the best joke I have ever heard. If you know any more like that then you should post them!!!!
2007-04-09 09:31:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL FUNNY. And the, most original I've heard in a long time so Kudos to you. Got anymore?
2007-04-09 09:49:01 · answer #2 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! 9/10
2007-04-14 08:37:49 · answer #3 · answered by Stacey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!! My goodness... i haven't laughed so hard in a long time....thanks for the LOL!!! :D.....Love Conway anyways!!
2007-04-09 09:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Pretty funny.
2007-04-09 10:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-04-09 09:32:11 · answer #6 · answered by Gloom and Doom™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee........that's Bad, shame on him! LOL.
2007-04-09 14:07:34 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha stupid
2007-04-15 13:06:25 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Answers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋