Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?
Husband: Yes, but she was out of town!
2007-04-09 08:41:58 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ouch,that had to hurt.
wicked!!!!
xxx
2007-04-09 08:49:38 · answer #1 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one 10/10 try this one...
A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….
And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!
Can I get the 10 points for best answer for this joke please .......
2007-04-09 08:47:03 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,
2007-04-09 08:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by texasstar1974 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?
Answer: Every one on the boat is married.
2007-04-09 08:44:37 · answer #4 · answered by mikeydonatelli 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A other good one Irish, your`e on a roll tonight. 10/10+ star. xx
2007-04-09 09:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set up needs a little work
2007-04-09 08:47:17 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-04-09 08:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by High on Life!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it always the men that gets it in the ear 10/ 10
2007-04-09 09:22:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-04-09 08:44:31 · answer #9 · answered by Strawberryblonde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
H
half a ha
2007-04-09 08:49:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-09 08:44:24 · answer #11 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋