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I just made disgruntled employee of the month.How should I celebrate?

2007-04-09 07:47:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

10 answers

Tell everyone to F off, glare at those who walk by your desk, grumble whenever someone tries talking to you, be rude to people on the phone (bonus points if it's in person), sneer at your computer, everytime you grab your coffee swipe at it, kick a desk if you walk by one, overturn a trash can and keep on walking.....

2007-04-09 07:55:45 · answer #1 · answered by chicyuna 5 · 1 0

You should know better. If you are a manager and asking this question then you dont deserve the job you have. Anyway I think you should explain the situation to this ex and tell him to behave or else. Offer him a probation period with a clause.

2016-04-01 05:33:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Work a half hour late every day for 2 weeks, then when someone leaves at 4:55pm, sarcastically say "short day today?!"

P.S. snapoutifit - it's "Office Space"

2007-04-09 08:12:46 · answer #3 · answered by tucsondude 4 · 1 0

Whine incessantly (maybe you already do,) slack off continuously (maybe you already do,) under perform regularly (perhaps you do.) Then invite your friends over to watch that movie with they guy who hates his job and works with they guy with the red stapeler, Jennifer Aniston is in it, I can't remember the name offhand.

2007-04-09 08:05:58 · answer #4 · answered by snapoutofit 4 · 1 0

Wear something in appropriate, like jeans.

2007-04-09 08:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by mykidsrsaints 3 · 0 1

When they take your pick flip them the bird and scowl into the camera....lol.

2007-04-09 07:51:21 · answer #6 · answered by Ryan's mom 7 · 0 1

Hahahahahahaha!!!! What a great award!!

2007-04-09 07:55:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Maybe yoiu should look for another job, one that makes you a little happier

2007-04-09 07:56:39 · answer #8 · answered by mia 5 · 1 3

kick your boss in the croutch, and break the coffee-pot!

2007-04-09 07:50:18 · answer #9 · answered by full_tilt_boogie 4 · 3 1

GO POSTAL!

2007-04-09 08:35:56 · answer #10 · answered by napqueen 6 · 2 0

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