What is the longest word in the dictionary?(hint: it's plural form)
I am a three digit number. My second digit is four times more than my third digit. My first digit is seven less than my second digit. What number am I?
Every day the man saw his dog ran into the woods. However, he noticed that the dog never ran more than halfway into the woods. Why?
A man kills his brother in plain sight of many people, and yet he will never be charged with murder or any other crime. Why not?
What can you hold without it ever using your arms or hands?
An island and the letter "t" have something in common. What is it?
Which side of a cow has the most hair?
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
The owner of the pet shop guaranteed that the Guatemalan parrot repeated every word it heard. The customer found that the parrot wouldn't repeat a single word that he said. Nevertheless, what the pet shop owner said was true. How could this be?
2007-04-09
07:30:10
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➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best answer goes to first who has the most right.
2007-04-09
07:30:31 ·
update #1
HERE THEY ALL ARE (some with multiple answers)
1) Either smiles (there's a "mile" between its first and last letters), OR pneumonoultramicroscopic-
silicovolcanoconioses, a 45-letter word that refers to lung diseases contracted from the inhalation of fine silica dust.
2) 182.
3) The man's dog never ran more than halfway into the woods because after that, he'd be running out of the woods.
4) Either the man is an executioner who has been forced to execute his own brother, OR he is a siamese twin who's own physical processes have resulted in the death of his twin, through no fault of his own (i.e.- heart failure, which is actually not unheard of).
5) You can hold your tongue, your breath, or you can hold your head up high. You can hold your place, your foot in the door or a table at your favorite restaurant. You can also hold someone else's attention, all without using your hands or arms.
6) an island and the letter "t" are both in the middle of water. (w-a-T-e-r)
7) The outside of a cow has the most hair.
8) A charcoal briquet is black when you buy it, glows red when you use it, and is gray when you throw it away as ash.
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9) The parrot was deaf.
--were those what you needed??
2007-04-09 08:06:51
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answer #1
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answered by prof. hambone 3
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What is the longest word in the dictionary?(hint: it's plural form)
~~ SMILES: Because between the two S’s there is a mile.
I am a three digit number. My second digit is four times more than my third digit. My first digit is seven less than my second digit. What number am I?
~~ 182
Every day the man saw his dog ran into the woods. However, he noticed that the dog never ran more than halfway into the woods. Why?
~~ Because after the dog ran half way in he is running out of the woods
A man kills his brother in plain sight of many people, and yet he will never be charged with murder or any other crime. Why not?
~~ Because he is an actor playing out a role.
What can you hold without it ever using your arms or hands?
~~ Your breath.
An island and the letter "t" have something in common. What is it?
~~ Both have to be crossed.
Which side of a cow has the most hair?
~~ On the outside ofcourse!
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
~~ Coal.
The owner of the pet shop guaranteed that the Guatemalan parrot repeated every word it heard. The customer found that the parrot wouldn't repeat a single word that he said. Nevertheless, what the pet shop owner said was true. How could this be?
~~ The parrot did not speak in any other language.
2007-04-09 08:01:54
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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-182
-Because after the dog ran halfway into the woods the dog would then be running out of the woods.
-Because the mans brother is an executioner.
-You can hold your tongue without using your arms or hands
-?
-The outside of a cow has the most hair.
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-Because the parrot was deaf and therefore couldn't hear any words it's owner spoke.
2007-04-09 07:45:31
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answer #3
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answered by jokerscrowbar 3
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Hi girl i just want to say i have the right answer that you are looking for your riddle.
the 3 digit number = 182
dog has a leash
the man is an executioner
breath
-donno
none, cow has no hair
coal
parrot was deaf.
2007-04-09 07:47:32
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answer #4
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answered by keionta k 1
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1 Smiles- mile between first and last word
2 182
3 he couldn't see it if it ran in more than halfway??
4 He's an executioner
5 Your breath
6 ?
7 Outside
8 newspaper?
9 He was Deaf
2007-04-09 12:55:11
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answer #5
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answered by *♥Emily♥* 2
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1. Smiles. There is a mile between the first and last letter.
2. 182.
man- Hangman.
cow- On the outside.
Hold- Your breath.
Parrot- Deaf.
2007-04-09 07:39:41
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answer #6
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answered by yakkydoc 6
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1) Smiles
2) 182
3) ?
4) He's an executioner
5) Your breath
6) ?
7) Outside
8) Coal
9) He was Deaf
2007-04-09 07:45:22
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answer #7
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answered by Cori 3
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3 dig number = 182
dog has a leash
the man is an executioner
breath
-donno
none, cow has no hair
coal
dead parrot
2007-04-09 07:46:47
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answer #8
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answered by mom_of_ndm 5
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Three digit number is 182.
The man who killed his brother was an executioner.
Cows dont have hair they have fur.
Guatemalan parrots can't hear.
2007-04-09 07:45:00
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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The man is OJ Simpson
The parrot is deaf
2007-04-09 07:40:14
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answer #10
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answered by Jeffrey S 2
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