Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for
dinner...who lives with
a female roommate, Vikki. During the course of the
meal, his mother
couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate
was. She had
long
been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
this had only
made her more curious.
Over the c! ourse o f the evening, while watching the two
interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Anthony
and his roommate
than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony
volunteered, "I
know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and
I are just
roommates."
About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying,
"Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Well, I doubt
it, but I'll
email
her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
________________________________________________________________________________
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from
my house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the
fact remains that it
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony
________________________________________________________________________________
Several days later, Anthony received a response email
from his
Mama, which read:
Dear Son,
I'm ! not say ing that you are not with Vikki, and I'm
not saying
that you are with her. But the fact remains that if
she were
sleeping in the other room, she would have found the
sugar bowl in the
bed
by now.
Love Mama.
2007-04-09 06:32:22 · 25 answers · asked by OnTheProwl007 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent joke- and not old either. Keep it up, you deserve those stars.
2007-04-09 07:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's really funny that you put this on here. My sister is talking about moving in with her boyfriend, and my mom's not to happy about it. But my sister told her they'd just be roommates, there wouldn't be any sex. I'm going to have to send this joke to them.
2007-04-09 13:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha!! That's a great one!!! The mama knows all!!!
2007-04-09 14:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You totally made my day with that joke :), I'm gonna tell my husband. He kept us a secret from his mom too at first.
2007-04-09 13:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
mama always knows because she has been there done that and gone back for more
2007-04-09 19:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got one from me, No28. good joke. 10/10/ x
2007-04-09 19:10:26 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke that is the best joke ever!
2007-04-09 18:25:37 · answer #7 · answered by bobokel 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this b4 but his room mate was another lad n him mum susspected he was gay n the item she put in the bed was a frying pan .. good joke th :)
2007-04-09 13:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by lyndsey ww 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Mother always knows!
2007-04-09 13:37:02 · answer #9 · answered by nik573 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'll star ya, good joke, might want to condense it a little.
2007-04-09 13:47:23 · answer #10 · answered by Ray2play 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋