Come my followers do my bidding and the world will be a better.
*2 free drinks and fish tea to first 5000 followers
2007-04-09 05:28:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jeeezus Christ. I was wondering where you were. Just give me a second to put my shoes on and I'll be right over
2007-04-10 13:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by Dreamweaver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't but there's a whole mental hospital in Israel full of people who think they're Jesus, Moses and other prophets. I heard that two friends of mine used to argue about which one of them was Jesus. Jesus wouldn't. Can you walk on water, raise the dead, turn water into wine (handy at parties)? If not then you're not Jesus. I think it's because Jesus is in all our hearts that so many people think they're Jesus.
2007-04-09 12:53:29 · answer #2 · answered by Holistic Mystic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are crazy! There is no way you are Jesus reincarnated! You are just a sick. crazy, and twisted guy that is trying to form a clan of people and then have them all kill themselves. I will pray for you, so that maybe you will find Christ, and he will forgive you for your sins, and when he does come back, you can go home with Him.
~God Bless~
2007-04-09 12:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I believe you are just a joker who has nothing better to do! Get crucified, then rise up from the dead again in 3 days and perhaps, you will be more believable.
2007-04-10 00:35:31 · answer #4 · answered by Seng Kim T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I do...Tell me anything and I will believe. Lead me and I shall follow. Take all my hard earned money and of course the world will be better..FOR YOU!
2007-04-09 13:02:37 · answer #5 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are the evidences to support your present assertion of being Jesus recarnated?
2007-04-09 12:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by jefferyspringer57@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm. If that were true I'd be struck down as I suggest this item to you. Walk to the counter and grab the milk of magnesia and swallow the contents. Continue purchasing the M.O.M. and continue swallowing the contents until you are "relieved" of your F.O.S.ness.
2007-04-09 12:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Which Jesus? The South American version of the word or the altruistic, compassionate teacher?
Personally, if you're the former and you're not offering jalapeños you won't get far.
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2007-04-09 12:36:07 · answer #8 · answered by vinslave 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm Jesus reincarnated. How can you be?? Could it be that there are in fact two jesus'?? Wow
2007-04-09 12:44:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where's your white horse?
Rev 19:
1 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
2007-04-09 12:33:30 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Linder 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋