My next door neigbor acts like the king of the street. I have a full list of things he does to annoy us, and the other neighbors (nobody can stand him). We've had several confrontations, and do not speak. Is there anything legal we can do to irk him?
2007-04-09 04:22:01 · 17 answers · asked by aquafina292003 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Don't do anything nasty. Just ignore him.
2007-04-09 04:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by the_emrod 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have a HUMONGUOS party (i don't know if i spelled it right...but who cares!)...do it in the morning or at night. If it's at night: do it outside when the weather is right and blast music all the way. Have little kids run all around your house and the neighborhood. If it is in the morning/afternoonish time: always be loud and pretend like you are having the best time ever. Especially because that person isn't there. If you don't want things to get crazy...at night when you come home and you can tell that he is relaxing at home...come 'speeding' into your house and do that screeching sound with your tires and put the music in your car 'till people can hear it from miles away. I hope this helps!
PS: I have neighbor just like that...but i used the techniques i told you and they wont bother anybody else anymore!
2007-04-09 04:46:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Had many stressful acquaintances in my time. those human beings purely understand one ingredient, directness. basically tell it love that's. while you're no longer direct, those human beings will take earnings. Take a stand, and eliminate this neighbor as quickly as and for all. in case you wait, hoping she would be waiting to pass away, it is going to never take place.
2016-10-21 10:36:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a good one: Print up fliers for a party at HIS house and distribute all over the neighborhood.... something like "Free Beer". Or post fliers around town with Free computer or 2001 Ford mustang for sale $2,000 and list his number if you have it... just to aggravate him completely.
Be careful to hide your tracks though.
2007-04-10 12:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by Chirukis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh, i like this question, you could get a pool and invite the whole neighbourhood over for a pool party but them. you could get a big slobbery dog and wait for him to come outside before releasing the slobbery dog to chase him down the street, or even just jump up on him.. you could have the neighbourhood kids egg his house, dump gallons of lemon juice on his lawn, dig up his yard. mow your lawn at 9:00 at night (in fact get the whole neighbourhood involved for that one.) hold a meeting with all the neighbours, post signs all over the street and when he shows up tell him he's not invited. then just sit around and have drinks and stuff for a few hours it will drive him mental wondering what you and the neighbours are up to.
2007-04-09 05:52:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's been told that if you write words on someones lawn in salt, the grass will die and thus spell out the secret message, such as "Jerk Lives Here".
However, I wouldn't assume that to be legal, as you may encounter trespassing issues.
2007-04-09 04:55:41 · answer #6 · answered by Visit Budget101.com 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... Does he live in Corona, CA??? I know someone EXACTLY like this...
Park your cars in front of HIS house. Or build a GIGANTIC building on the side of yours that blocks the view for everyone. Or buy a bunch of expensive toys that you'll never use and brag about them to him...
Oh, this is one that would only apply to certain people... if he owns a rental house across the street, you could tell everyone that comes NOT to rent it because it would be the biggest mistake they ever made!!!!
OR, you could just sit back and laugh at him everytime he walks out of his house/truck...
Or call the city on him for all of his violations... parking, chemical storage, construction violations, etc.
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OR, if it's the only one that I happend to like and get along with... you could just throw the shoe back over the fence...
2007-04-09 04:33:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ever heard the expression "Fences Make Good Neighbors"
2007-04-09 04:26:40 · answer #8 · answered by hpasi923 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When the wind is blowing his direction from your house just cook something on your barbecue that smells horrible. I'd recommend burning the hell out of pork ribs. Seems that's what my neighbors do when they want to piss me off.
2007-04-09 04:30:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
get your self a karaoke set and a good set of speaker. Invite other neighbours to join the fun. Sing out loud and make sure the volume is loud, i mean LOUD. Then sing your heart out. Surely he will get the message pretty quick.
2007-04-09 04:31:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Passive aggressive, but technically legal behavior may lead to an ass kicking by your neighbor.
You'll look like a schmuck if it comes out at trial that the attack was provoked.
2007-04-09 04:31:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋