I am drunk as **** and i need to know how to get alcohol off my breath b4 my parents get home or else im ****** in the *** like a donkey hahahahaha
2007-04-09 03:44:56 · 26 answers · asked by doinky7903 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Drink in moderation next time. You've made your bed, now lie in it.
2007-04-09 03:48:40 · answer #1 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get some lemon juice and butter and mix it with lots really hot pepper then you drink it the more it burns the tounge the more the alcohol breath will disapate keep it up until the scent of alcohol is gone. if that does not work then suck the donkeys a-ss.
2007-04-09 10:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by gasmanrolle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gum can mask it slightly but the only true way to get rid of it is time. Try eating a few peanut butter sandwiches, the smell of the peanuts is pretty strong.
2007-04-09 10:48:35 · answer #3 · answered by EVIL NUN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why everyone is acting like something crawled up their *** and died. Probably 80% of people did or are drinking underage.
Anyway, why don't you just not get close to your parents? That's easy enough.
2007-04-09 21:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by Message 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brush your teeth and use mouthwash and then remember that you had this problem because if you are already getting drunk this young you will never make it in life. Good Luck to you!
2007-04-09 12:34:41 · answer #5 · answered by Maggie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay, so let me see...your drunk as ****, and you're in big trouble if your parents find out...which leads me to believe you're underage, which means you shouldn't have been drinking in the first place, so...hope you enjoy having the wrath of angry, irate parents raining down on you!!!
2007-04-09 10:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by Mudbug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't, it comes out of your lungs. you can take a showers and mayeb use mouthwash to hide the smell. but your body will be sweating off the alcohol and breathing it out. best bet is just to stay in bed and say your sick and sleep it off
2007-04-09 10:47:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eat a clove of garlic it,ll get rid of the alcohol smell but make you smell like a frenchman
2007-04-09 10:49:50 · answer #8 · answered by edd_1968 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chew garlic and parsley, roll in donkey dung. u wont smell nice but may save ur ***.
2007-04-09 14:39:13 · answer #9 · answered by pauline 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop breathing. (in other words, get ready for the donkey, dude!)
2007-04-09 10:50:33 · answer #10 · answered by Trav 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋