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2007-04-09 01:33:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Other than the obvious..............prostitution..........

2007-04-09 01:38:39 · update #1

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Picking apples.

Eventually Adam, in his sinful ways, decided that was below him so outsourcing began as illegal aliens came around and the job of picking apples was give to them for 1 cent each apple.

Prostitution didn't occur until a father or husband realzied he could make more $$$ by have her lie with a man in the fields than he could having her pull the plow in the fields.

It's all about the $$$ you know, not the work. Work is for fools.

A fool and his apples are soon parted.

And when there are no men to lay with, there's always a plow to pull.

2007-04-09 02:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Rock throwing.

The first person to do it was Murray the Rock Thrower. Murray would get paid to throw rocks at others. It was a fairly prosperous job until everyone starting doing it.

Soon everyone was saying to each other - "Hey, put that rock down. Don't throw that rock at me. I'll call a cop"

2007-04-09 08:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0 1

Well, prostitution IS widely regarded as the oldest profession.

But I do have a good joke for you:

2007-04-09 08:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

a thief. One caveman had something another wanted so the first one took it...

2007-04-09 10:16:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

tending the garden and walking with God in the cool of the day-and then salvation in the easter message promised Genesis 3:15 to adam and eve=still available more understood today=prince & Princess
there is a higher love from above =REFLEXIONS FROM YESTERDAY = Easter Reflected-Exciting now and a prayer that helped stop my life from being boring & a love letter enjoying now in the Bible from God. I prayed, "Jesus help me, come into my heart and forgive my sins, be my friend, amen." and

Jesus said "I love you and knock on your heart door to come in, forgive sin and help you as your friend, in fellowship you with me and me with you. Revelation 3:19&20 all because of Calvary death innocent for our sins, and resurrection. Easter, annual festival commemorating the resurrection of Jesus Christ, and the most important feast of the Christian year. Easter is a joyous occasion because on this day Messianic Jews and gentile Christians celebrate Messiah's victory over death. To those who believe in Messiah, Easter also symbolizes their own participation in his death and rebirth to a new life.

Easter is celebrated on a Sunday yet once Jesus is recieved in heart Easter is every day in the new wonderfull life.

Have a great week, peace David I am not ashamed of the Gospel of the Messiah Jesus for it is the power of God unto salvation to all that believe=Romans 1:16

2007-04-09 08:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 4

Adam was put in the Garden of Eden to tend it....horticulture.

2007-04-09 09:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by Jed 7 · 1 2

Fire-lighter, artist, hunter, shaman.

2007-04-09 08:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

prostitution

2007-04-09 08:36:59 · answer #8 · answered by lucianna_0317 3 · 1 3

zo-ology God told Adam to name the anmials.

2007-04-09 16:10:04 · answer #9 · answered by Freedom 7 · 0 1

gathering food

2007-04-09 11:03:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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