An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.
The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to talk to you about your husband first."
The old woman says, "Oh, no, it's his heart. I told him to lay off the eggs."
The doctor says, "Well, I asked your husband how he is feeling and he told me he felt great. He said that when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him. When he was done, he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him."
The old woman responded, "Damn it, he's peeing in the fridge again!"
2007-04-09 00:31:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, ahh, thats probably really happened! ♥
2007-04-09 00:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 10:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by trinkle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Evolution of Medicine
I have an earache ...
2000 BC - Here, eat this root.
1000 AD - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 AD - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 AD - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 AD - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 AD - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
2007-04-09 21:16:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaaaahahahahahahaha !
Not bad ! ....LOL The Fridge...yuck !
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2007-04-09 00:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good. We have a seperate pipe for peeing in the refrigerator.
2007-04-09 21:26:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ewww! Funny! 10!
2007-04-09 00:37:13 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe - funny
2007-04-09 06:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor old couple
2007-04-09 02:19:35 · answer #8 · answered by abhinav n 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke. heard it before. refreshed.
2007-04-09 07:17:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it.
you make me laugh...
i'll give you 10 for that.
2007-04-09 00:55:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋