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God say, don' eat dat fruit.
Adam an Eve, say, hey!
But Satan say, Yo! Dat fruit cool!
So Eve took dat fruit,
An Adam took a bite.
God got mad!
God say, dem guys gonna fry!
But Jesus say, Hey! I'll take de rap.
God was cool.
If you cool wit dat,
God will be cool wit you!

2007-04-09 00:30:30 · 15 answers · asked by 2kool4u 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

You should go on American Idol!

2007-04-09 05:29:19 · answer #1 · answered by G.W. loves winter! 7 · 0 0

Cool and will you work with Easter too=prince &Princess there is a higher love from above =REFLEXIONS FROM YESTERDAY = Easter Reflected-Exciting now and a prayer that helped stop my life from being boring & a love letter enjoying now in the Bible from God. I prayed, "Jesus help me, come into my heart and forgive my sins, be my friend, amen." and Jesus said "I love you and knock on your heart door to come in, forgive sin and help you as your friend, in fellowship you with me and me with you. Revelation 3:19&20 all because of Calvary death innocent for our sins, and resurrection. Easter, annual festival commemorating the resurrection of Jesus Christ, and the most important feast of the Christian year. Easter is a joyous occasion because on this day Christians celebrate Christ’s victory over death. To those who believe in Christ, Easter also symbolizes their own participation in his death and rebirth to a new life.

Easter is celebrated on a Sunday yet once Jesus is recieved in heart Easter is every day in the new wonderfull life.

Have a great week princess, peace David I am not ashamed of the Gospel of the Messiah Jesus for it is the power of God unto salvation to all that believe=Romans 1:16

2007-04-09 00:36:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Rap has more sex in it. You need to focus on Adams and Eves sex life. Oh and, what's rap without a little gang violence? A few "God bust a cap in Adams butt..." that kind of thing.

2007-04-09 00:40:41 · answer #3 · answered by Desiree J 3 · 0 2

The bible is, a load of sh*t
How can you believe in it
Don't you bother with all that c*ap
But after saying that
It's quite a good rap

2007-04-09 00:47:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I don't approve of the rap genre being associated with such downright filthy lies as the bible.

2007-04-09 01:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Not bad. Better than most rap anyway.

2007-04-09 00:34:50 · answer #6 · answered by auntb93 7 · 2 0

Yay!

2007-04-09 00:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by Shauna O 3 · 2 0

I don't like rap and I like the bible even less.

2007-04-09 00:35:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

haha cute

2007-04-09 00:35:40 · answer #9 · answered by Kenny K 4 · 1 0

jesus rist it's a bunch of rap

2007-04-09 00:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

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