1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em
10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
2007-04-09 00:14:21 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Surgeon tells you "just wanted to let you know this so you can feel better, your not the only one afraid in this room, this is my frst time as well"
2007-04-09 00:18:10 · answer #1 · answered by Cash 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Following:
1."Is this Sterile"?!
2."We Might As well take this out,while were at it".
3."Oh My gosh.....Hes not breathing"!
4."Oh My GOD!His BP is dropping"!
5."Hand me the ummm.....Oh God....What is that thing thats really sharp and you make insisions with it"??!
6."Woah!My Glasses just dropped off my face".
7."Oh God!Theres A Bomb in this guy"!
8."Oh My...We dont have any more of that stuff that you close people up with.-Whats it called again"??
9."Why...The Hell..Am I here?!Im supposed to be at my 9:30 am Hair appointment"!
10."See what you did nurse!DAM.N IT!I was trying to eat this sandwich,and a piece of ham just dropped over into this guy!Now,I cant even tell,what is what"!
2007-04-09 00:28:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Oops
2. What do you mean I amputated the wrong leg.
3. Damn it, I thought he was in here for testicular cancer.
4. Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a brick layer.
5. (Doctor) Son I think the reason you are having problems with your knees is because of the pins in your knees.?
(patient) Doc, I don't have pins in my knees.
6. Nurse, where's the scalpel?
7. (Doctor) Has anyone seen my watch.?
(patient wakes up from surgery) what?
(Doctor) Don't worry, I'm sure there's nothing to to get excited about.
8. Come on daddy needs a new boat.
9. Ok Mr. Jones, today we are going to cut off your penis and replace it with a prosthetic one.
Doc my name is Mr. Smith and I'm just here for a routing check-up.
10. I always wanted to know what ovaries looked like.
2007-04-09 00:24:01 · answer #3 · answered by Rutger 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
11 somebody call the purifier...we are gonna want a mop! 12 yeah, ive developed this unusual spasm in my hands. woah there she is going! 13 d@mn, there bypass the lighting fixtures returned 14 whats this doing here? 15 thats cool! now are you able to're making his leg twitch? sixteen i want i hadnt forgotten my glasses! 17 nicely persons, this may well be an test for all persons 18 sterile, schmerile. the floor's clean, top? 19 all and sundry see the place i left that scalpel? 20 ok, now take a image from this attitude. it fairly is particularly a freak of nature. 21 shes gonna blow! everybody take conceal! 22 hearth! hearth! everybody get out!
2016-10-28 06:06:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) I have to pee
2) @^%*, my dentures!
3) Someone call my lawyer.
4) My little pony~ My so soft pony~
5) I'm so stoned.
6) @^%*, my toupee!
7) I think my water just broke.
8) Look guys! No hands!
9) How's our John Doe? Oh yeah? And have you got a C.O.D yet?
10) My fellow Americans...
11) Mmmm... Come on guys! We won't get another meal in at least a week! Get it while it's fresh!
2007-04-11 10:09:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one I wouldn't want to hear is oops! I heard that at the dentist! Another one would be "what's that?" or "That doesn't go there!" or "What did this thingy do again?". But my personal favorite was when my teacher went in for eye surgery. They don't put you all the way under for that. They said "Oh crap! Where'd it go? Did anyone see where it landed? Oh well. Get another one." They found the rubberband before they finished. It fell into the back f his eye socket.
2007-04-09 01:36:59 · answer #6 · answered by Lord Chaos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good !! How about these:
1. Oh my God !
2. You can't win them all.
3. What do you mean it was the other lung?
4. Is the family present?
5. What was this guys name?
6. Wish I had taken that final year of med school.l
2007-04-09 00:22:23 · answer #7 · answered by Joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very funny....
1- he will go into coma
2- now show me his butt...
3- my wife is making love with the doctor...
4- someone die by the same way
5- to play one of these stupid janks hip-hap songs.
6- hello i'm the death angel...
7- can you gave me some money...
8- if traci lord answering my prays and she is coming to sleep with me...
9- there is some zompies at the door...
10 - someone asking me this silly question...
2007-04-09 00:32:43 · answer #8 · answered by AYUTTHAYA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I hate to hear:
1. Oops!
2. Where are the scissors?
3. What is that?
...
2007-04-09 00:17:34 · answer #9 · answered by DeadmanWalks 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad
2007-04-09 00:43:35 · answer #10 · answered by candy m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋