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10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.

8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

And -- the number ONE reason that God created Eve...

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1. When God finished creating Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."

2007-03-25 23:55:09 · 22 answers · asked by Katey 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

ARE YOU RELIGIOUS I AM ASKING DONT TE. I HOPE NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO JUDGING AND YOU DONT DO THIS! LOVE THINE NEIGHBOUR. MIMIC CHRIST!

ITS ONLY TONGUE IN CHEEK! WOULD THE REST AGREE?

2007-03-26 00:04:28 · update #1

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He didn't, as He doesn't exist!

2007-03-25 23:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by Pseudonym45 4 · 2 4

Is this really necessary to know? Can you change things if its not a fact. Does it matter? Yet typical of man Adam needed to blame Eve.
Well it seems that God can only answer this question.

2007-03-26 06:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by jupiteress 7 · 0 0

particular, of direction. we don't know precisely while Adam lived. God takes area in the era of each and every living being. The creation tale replaced into written for a primitive people who knew not something approximately technology or who does not settle for it in the event that they have been instructed. often to create potential to make out of not something. yet God made Adam out of the earth. So how replaced into Adam created? It replaced into his spirit that replaced into to stay for all eternity. it is what God created.. in certainty God acts to maintain each and everything in existence. devoid of His help we would all drop in a nothingness. He additionally creates each and every soul for each new individual who's introduced into existence.

2016-10-19 22:58:17 · answer #3 · answered by dusik 4 · 0 0

....AHEM...

because it was NOT GOOD for man to be alone
after the first couple, Adam AND Eve the world was declared VERY GOOD

just as there was one marriage in the garden, there is one marriage in heaven. Just as Even was born out of Adam's wounded side, the redeemed - the church was born out of the wounded side of the groom, the Messiah Jesus
and in heaven the only 'marriage' will be between Jesus and the redeemed, 'the bride of Christ' Marriage here is in quotes because marriage of today only gives us a tiny glimpse of the future perfect and relationships in the future.
We don't know what it will be but in heaven the desire of man and the glory of God will meet perfectly

2007-03-26 00:10:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

God didnt create adam and eve because he doesnt exist, its a fairy story .Stop taking the c r a p , look to yourself.

2007-03-26 04:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You left out the part where Adam had a wonderful life and then Eve came along, ruined everything and got them kicked out of heaven.

2007-03-26 00:12:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

"I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have someone around for company."

"Okay", replied God. "I'm going to give you the perfect woman. Beautiful, intelligent and gracious, she'll cook and clean for you and never say a cross word."

"Sounds good," Adam said. "But what's she going to cost?"

"An arm and a leg."

"That's pretty steep," countered Adam. "What can I get for just a rib?"

2007-03-26 00:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

God knows everything. And people who are REJECTING HIM ask ONLY HIS help when they are in need, no police, fire brigade or rescue team around.

He knew what Adam will do As any inventor knows good or bad qualities of machine he makes.

He has given free choice to humans and later He will judge them according to their actions.

2007-03-26 01:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by saleem 4 · 1 2

if god didn't have any plan to create woman (eve), but Adam requested. Then, did all of the male animals created requested too to have female counterparts?

Think of it..

2007-03-26 00:14:58 · answer #9 · answered by drake 2 · 0 1

God is a man's fiction for the things he cannot understand... Someday all people will understand this.... The rest are fairytales!

2007-03-26 02:41:15 · answer #10 · answered by Angelica R 2 · 1 0

You are going to bring down the wrath of the Believers upon your head! There are still quite a few of them out there!

2007-03-26 00:16:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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