10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.
8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
And -- the number ONE reason that God created Eve...
2007-03-25 23:40:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. When God finished creating Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."
2007-03-25 23:40:22 · update #1
lmao yes we all know women have better looking bodies then men. and that is all so true men could not live without women! so i guess every guy should hope that if there is another life after this one that they will return as a women. wouldn't it be great to change sex for a day? just to experience what its like how funny. ;)
2007-03-26 02:49:53 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EXCELENT
TRY WATCHING AND LISTENING TO THIS 4 A LAUGH!
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Sabotage/MC_Escher_Sabotage/
2007-03-26 06:46:21 · answer #2 · answered by Katey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!
2007-03-26 06:42:49 · answer #3 · answered by Pseudonym45 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth is always funny!
2007-03-26 06:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the punch line?
Not funny.
2007-03-26 06:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol good one
you certainly know how to get the ladies to agree LOL
2007-03-26 06:48:44 · answer #6 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny sorry didnt do it 4 me
2007-03-26 06:44:50 · answer #7 · answered by ILuvU2010 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good have a star
2007-03-26 06:46:17 · answer #8 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it, funny XX
2007-03-26 06:42:04 · answer #9 · answered by thebear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soooo true!!!
but ur title should be something about women!!!
2007-03-26 06:43:46 · answer #10 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋