2007-03-25 22:52:40 · 24 answers · asked by loathsomedog 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
How considerate, the perfect host, a nice light summer salad made from flower pettals stolen from the church yard would be nice. another tip is do pop down some old newspaper as those goats and chickens do tend to make a mess on the axminster
xxx
thanks for the laugh
2007-03-25 23:02:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, now, as a sensitive Satanist, what's to do? You should also consider having a low environmental footprint for your Mass, so that's got to be a factor in the buffet.
I would say that as a good host, you would HAVE to offer a vegetarian option. May I suggest baby corn on the cob and tofu lady fingers?
You should simply ask yourself, if Martha Stewart were a Satanist, what would SHE do...I mean, if she weren't in jail, and all.
Orion
2007-03-25 23:04:50 · answer #2 · answered by Orion 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never been to a Satanic Black Mass. Do you really eat fingers?
2007-03-26 03:57:42 · answer #3 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should serve up your body. That's a good sacrifice. I will pray for you if you are a Satanist as all you are going to get is death. Thats what the devil gives you sorrow and death. Turn to God. The Almighty has so much to offer and a full delicious feast waiting for everybody- meat eaters and vegetarians! He loves you all! There will be dessert on the menu as well for all you sugar tooth people out there!!!
2007-03-26 00:18:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. If nothing else, Satanism is about freedom of choice, right? So, have bowls full of the fingers of vegetarians alongside the bowls of meat-eater's fingers. Shows class, I think.
2007-03-25 23:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by Buzzard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's always polite to have a veggie selection for guests, no matter what the occasion. It makes them feel welcome and you won't feel bad if you have someone who is unable to eat anything.
If it is a satanic mass then maybe you could put aside a bottle of ketchup for the veggies to use instead of blood? Because blood is not very veggie is it? That way they can still take part and I'm sure you will become a popular host!
2007-03-26 00:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by feelingsense2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A vegetable tray is a party staple and is always nice to have for vegetarians. For vegans an Italian vinaigrette dip is a great substitute for the normal ranch dressing.
2007-03-25 23:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by beckini 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you should take into account the origin of the fingers you serve. You don't want the attendants wasting valuable energy on such mundane things as scheduling their Weightwatchers meetings with the Mass!
2007-03-25 23:04:06 · answer #8 · answered by NotsoaNonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I try to eat a vegetarian at least once a week.
2007-03-26 00:26:03 · answer #9 · answered by Jack c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only do finger buffet's at cannibal mass.
2007-03-26 05:28:20 · answer #10 · answered by barefoot_always 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋