Funny Fish?

0 ⤊

A goldfish walks into a bar.

"What'll you have Mack?" asks the bar tender.

Goldfish replies, "Water, you d**k!!"

2007-03-25 22:41:44 · 3 answers · asked by cjhype 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

A grasshopper walks into a bar, hops up on a stool and looks right at the bartender. The bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies "You have a drink called Joe?"

2007-03-26 13:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Silly but pretty funny. 8/10.

2007-03-26 03:54:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Haha
good joke

2007-03-25 22:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by Mmmmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋