A man was having problems with premejaculation, so he
decided to go to the doctor.
He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In
response, the doctor said, 'When you feel like you are getting
the urge, try startling yourself.'
That same day, the man went to the store and bought himself a
starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home
to his wife.
At home, he found his wife was in bed waiting. As the
two began, they found themselves in the 69 position.
The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge and
fired the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked,
'How did it go?' The man answered, 'Not that well ... when I
fired the pistol, my wife peed in my face, bit 3 inches off my
wotsit , and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air!'
2007-03-25 22:15:01 · 23 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The best ..... it really cracked me up!
2007-03-25 22:21:42 · answer #1 · answered by Curious George 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2007-03-26 05:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny..thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-26 05:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aye that was canny...thanks 4 the laugh!
2007-03-26 05:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-03-26 05:21:29 · answer #5 · answered by gigi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
=)
2007-03-26 05:27:17 · answer #6 · answered by Popo B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny if you arent the one bit or shot,
2007-03-26 05:19:35 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..yes
2007-03-26 05:20:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2007-03-26 06:19:52 · answer #9 · answered by nac mac feegle wahaye! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gd gd funny lol!
2007-03-26 05:24:46 · answer #10 · answered by whateverflyawayforever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋