One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, 'You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she glared at him and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, 'You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.'
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and
grabbed him by the 'wotsit'.
With a death grip in place she said, 'You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother.'
2007-03-25 22:10:38 · 11 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gigi strikes again so funny
2007-03-25 22:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by crawdash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gentle, but firm
2016-03-29 06:31:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-25 22:19:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious i couldnt stop laughing
2007-03-25 22:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by kimmycool2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which firm did he work in? I don't get it
:-P
2007-03-25 22:15:24 · answer #5 · answered by fwc 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2007-03-25 23:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha loved it
2007-03-26 02:02:48 · answer #7 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think this is absoluteley brilliant
2007-03-25 22:14:27 · answer #8 · answered by tamzin b useful today 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! lollololololol
2007-03-25 22:21:38 · answer #9 · answered by onlinedreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he funny ..
2007-03-25 22:13:07 · answer #10 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋