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Once Tarzan had an accident and his pennis was badly hurt...
Said the jungle doctor, " Hmm..looks bad...we'll have to fix it soon...but how?? ok...I have an idea Tarzan, I can replace your injured tool with the small trunk of a baby elephant..."

Tarzan agreed..the operation was done and was successful..Tarzan survived...BUT..there was one problemo Tarzan could not overcome...whenever Tarzan was close to a tree, his trunk would grab some leaves and shove them up his assssss !!!....

2007-03-25 21:32:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

i like it

joke for you

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."

"Harriet, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."

In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to come to room 1217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?" Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. George asked, "How much do you charge?" "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services." Even George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25." Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."

2007-03-28 11:46:05 · answer #1 · answered by C B S 4 · 0 0

I think New Zealand because of their very bad result of test cricket. Recently England has defeated New Zealand very badly also their performance not like good now. So, I think New Zealand is the most under rated test cricket team in the world or I think South Africa is the most powerful test cricket team in the world.

2016-03-29 06:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A good one. Here are some more,

Q. What washes up on very small beaches?

A. Microwaves!


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Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?

A. A hole!


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Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?

A. The road!


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Q. How do you make a bandstand?

A. Take away their chairs!


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Q. Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

A. The scientists were brainstorming!


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Q. Why did Tony go out with a prune?

A. Because he couldn't find a date!


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Q. What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

A. Hi Cliff!


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Q. What did Pooh say to his agent?

A. Show me the honey!


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Q. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A. Because he was sitting on the deck!


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Q. Why did the traffic light turn red?

A. You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!


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Q. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

A. I think I'm coming down with something!


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Q. What do lawyers wear to court?

A. Lawsuits!


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Q. What breaks when you say it?

A. Silence!


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Q. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

A. Because then it would be a foot!


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Q. What has four wheels and flies?

A. A garbage truck!


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Q. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?

A. Post Office!


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Q. What did the blanket say to the bed?

A. Don't worry, I've got you covered!


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Q. Why should you take a pencil to bed?

A. To draw the curtains!


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Q. How many books can you put in an empty backpack?

A. One! After that its not empty!


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Q. What kind of button won't unbutton?

A. A bellybutton!

2007-03-25 22:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 1 0

HA HA
I can enhance it a bit.
After the operation..............Tarzan became a superhero bcos
he kissed the elephant he was riding without
even bending down.

2007-03-26 06:46:27 · answer #4 · answered by Amit 2 · 0 0

Well not too bad....[ 7/10 ]




-♥- Beware 0f The Gypsy Curses -♥-

2007-03-26 00:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that's a good one

2007-03-27 19:43:52 · answer #6 · answered by naresh 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny!

2007-03-26 02:34:21 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Too good

2007-03-27 00:14:37 · answer #8 · answered by sweetie 3 · 0 0

yo! gr8 going but a bit non veggie!
COOL!

2007-03-25 23:27:42 · answer #9 · answered by perky 2 · 0 0

a good nonveggie

2007-03-27 20:10:56 · answer #10 · answered by the questioner 2 · 0 0

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