My b itch never cooks my food on time, should I dump her?

Question

Also whenever I go to stub my ciggerette out, I find the ashtray full! I think you will find it as shocking as me to find it still full! She never emptys it! She says she is too busy ironing and cleaning. Should I dump her or get another?? I am tired of having to get up off the sofa to get another beer! Honour and obey!!!!! Whatever has happened to this world! The b itch's are getting out of controll!!!

Answer 1

please do her a favor and get rid of her!

Answer 2

What do you want from her? If you want her to be your b itch, than she'll act as you expected. if you treat him well, she'll treat you nicely. Did you marry / live with her her just to justify your lazyness? To clean, iron your clothes, empty your ashtray, cook you dinner? Do you thing she is not tired doing your laundry & clean the house for you? If yes, you should dump her, so she can have a better life & leaving you in your pathetic life.

Suggestions: find another real b itch for hire, so that you can continue being an dump sh it as s hole. Unless, she doesn't do anything at home (a.k.a as lazy as you), then you can dump her.

If you marry or live with your g/f, respect and love her. Respect others and you'll gain respect from others.

Answer 3

A couple of points to note my friend !

Firstly, come on, we all know your not old enough to smoke and drink beer - from reading your message it's quite clear that after half a bottle of low alcohol beer you would be quite incapable of removing yourself from the sofa anyway !

Secondly, you should be ironing your own school uniform by now - I mean Sesame Street is only on for an hour each evening.

Thirdly - You only have one mother so you can't dump her !

I won't write a fourth point as I do not wish to offend or confuse you - I mean four is a big number - almost as much as the dormant brain cells sitting in your empty head !

I hope this answer helps to clarify the points raised in your question !

Oh and a big thank you for your question, please keep them coming - It makes the rest of us feel so much more intelligent !

Swearl's

Answer 4

because each of the smells intertwine at the same time as they cook dinner and smell good. that's no longer frustrating to make food smell good. that's harder to make food flavor good. my associates are finished chinese i have self assurance doubt they got here from united states yet their homestead is a finished pig sty. theirs crap they carry about homestead from artwork throughout their the front backyard and decrease back backyard and that's all damaged such issues as tables, refrigerator, washing machines,and so on.. yet now and back at the same time as they're cooking it smells spectacular. yet i notably doubt it tastes that good. why? only walk infront of their door step and also you'll comprehend why theirs craps everywhere jointly with lifeless flowers/animals decaying like fish. Im constructive they don't keep at a real food market both notwithstanding the interior reach china city and everybody in my state is conscious the china city isn;t very good for groceries because that's been popular to carry rats and that's not even that tasty. that being reported do not let the smells fool you.

Answer 5

You have anerve of calling your wife a b itch! While you sit on your fat a ss , she has to clean,cook plus see to your needs. You need to grow up ...we are not living in the olden days anymore!!!! You sound like a real jerk, well u probably are!I think you dont deserve her and she's better off without you! A wife is not meant to be a slave while u sit around watching tv, drinking beer and moaning about everything...why dont u get off ur a ss and clean the house yourself and see how it feels...plus iron and cook. Your a pig and your gonna get whats coming to you!!!! By the way women are not b itches....

Answer 6

If your girlfriend or wife cooks, irons and cleans you're doing well. If you want to swap for mine feel free as it sounds like you got a good one there. I would have to say yes to the get rid of her bit. Free her up so someone else can have her if you're not happy. If you find someone who will empty your ashtray and fetch you beer as well then I think that miracles would be deemed possible. Lets face it, it's never going to happen.

Answer 7

mate i think you need to get your facts right if your the one smokin and drinkin then you shld get your beers and you shld empty your ashtray! You cant respecther that much as a girlfriend if you can expect her to do all of the housework and call her a b*t*h all the time!!!!! and ill tll you what if i was her id jump in a finish with you before you get the chance! maybe the reason why she isnt doing it is because shes fed up of being treated like a slave!!!!! Good luck to her

Answer 8

You got a lot of nerve. Why dont you get off your lazy azz and get your own beer... why you dont fix your own dinner? hell fix HER dinner for a change. Are you an invalid or something? Women were not put on the planet to serve you. This is not the 1800's any more. too bad you were rasied in such a crappy upbringing with such morals. Why dont you get your head out of your buns and start choking your chicken because thats all your going to be able to do with you attitude.. you might catch a man to acomodate your needs because no woman in their right mind would put up with your dumb azz. I hope she leaves you.

Answer 9

Uh....yeah.

I would actually like to encourage you to smoke as many cigarettes as possible so that you'll be long since dead before my daughter is old enough to date.

Hurry...light one up while you suck down a few Big Macs.

I guess its nice to know that the Neanderthals didn't really die out...they're obviously still with us.

I'm a 6'2", 245 lb man who looks intimidating enough that everyone gets out of my way even in the roughest neighborhoods but I love cooking for my wife. I even vaccuum, do laundry, mop floors, and pick up after the kids. I'm also not stupid enough to smoke.

You, my re-tarded Neanderthal friend, are making us real men look bad.

Grow up.

Answer 10

The only reason you can call your lady a b itch is because you are a dog !...im sure this is just a question to pee the other answeres off and you are probably sitting somewhere in the world having a good laugh while the rest of us sit and type what a idiot you are...Im sure you are a gentleman who is just looking for a laugh..good one!

Answer 11

You should called her your ***** why should she cook or so any thing for you. We don't plant oranges and expect to reap grapes. YOU must have contributed to her bitchy behaviour after all "birds of the same feather flock together".If you want her to change ,you have to change first and get your feet on the ground. She is neither your mum nor nanny. You could change your wmen like cloths but your problems will never go away. YOU are the problem! Get busy,your obviouly acting like a spoilt brat.