A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Peter's flatmate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flatmate than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".
About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?"
"Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure" said Peter.
So he sat down and wrote.
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PETER
Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read:
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE F**KING FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day,
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
2007-03-25 21:24:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thankfuly my girlfriends mum hasnt had too do that!!!!
2007-03-26 01:44:22 · update #1
Moms know everything. Just remember that!
2007-03-26 14:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart mother 10/10+ A STAR
2007-03-25 21:57:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i assumed the humorous tale replaced right into slightly difficult i know a minimum of one comparable there have been 3 couples on the gates of heaven . without warning the angel gabriel seems with a extensive e book . He summons the 1st couple forwards the seems in his e book and says " i'm not happy with you . you're absesed with funds . You even married a woman named penny ! " Then poof the couple are sent to hell . Then he summons the 2d couple forward . He seems in his e book and says " i'm not happy with you the two . You have been obsesed including your backyard . You even married a woman named daisy " Then poof they are sent directly to hell . The third couple are actually looking very nervous . The husband turns and says to his spouse " Come on fanny we could bypass "
2016-10-19 22:50:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-03-25 21:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loki, you are brilliant, and yes will take that advise. 10/10+star
2007-03-25 22:54:33 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gem by loki keep up the good work
2007-03-25 21:44:20 · answer #6 · answered by crawdash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will keep this in mind when my girls move out, one day.
Loki, what can I say?(again)
2007-03-26 00:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by delta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!!! LOL
2007-03-25 21:42:43 · answer #8 · answered by Baby Boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, I like it.
2007-03-25 22:11:48 · answer #9 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL......... Mum's are always one step ahead no doubt!,
Gud one
2007-03-25 21:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by Ascetic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋