2007-03-25 20:21:16 · 7 answers · asked by one hot momma 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Do you work for ups? I could have swore you were checking out my package!
Hey babe, can you suck start a Harley?
Guy: (checks tag in shirt)
Girl: WHAT ARE you DOING?
Guy: I was just checking to see if you were really made in Heaven.
My friend wanted me to come over and ask if *I* could have your number.
Love is a sensation; caused by the temptation to feel penetration a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
And my all time favourite:
I lost my Teddie Bear, will you sleep with me?
2007-03-25 20:28:58 · answer #1 · answered by liebedich85 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me: Can I ask you a quick question?
Them: Sure
Me: Do girls like guys with a small penis, no money, and who likes to make home movies starring my stuffed animals and my rocket ship made up of a recliner tipped backwards. We sometimes “gotta get outa here” because it “looks like we got company”?
Them: Hi my names Jane, lets hang out.
Me: Awesome
2007-03-26 03:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by jason s 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont think that i need pick up lines. never used them anyway.
2007-03-26 03:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by mary m 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Sorry to disappoint you but I've never used one in my entire life (45+).
2007-03-26 03:24:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
None. My husband said I was a meanie.
2007-03-26 03:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
None. I only talk to people i know.
2007-03-26 03:26:41 · answer #6 · answered by Troy Girl 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
never needed to use them... ;)
2007-03-26 03:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by Forlorn Hope - returned 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋