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Teacher asks the class "whats churchill famous for"a boy at the back shouts "he was the last white bloke to be called winston"

2007-03-25 19:41:19 · 16 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

Haha good one colin!!!! Here's one for you:
Teacher says to the class: "We shall fight them on the beaches....who said that? A child calls out: "Winston Churchill, June 4th 1940!"
"Very good!" claims the teacher.
Suddenly a voice shouts out: "P*ki go home!" The teacher is surprised and annoyed and she asks: "Who said that?" A voice answers: "Enoch Powell, 20th April 1968! ;o)

2007-03-25 20:06:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Funny British joke. In the US similar jokes would feature names like Washington or Roosevelt.

2007-03-25 20:45:24 · answer #2 · answered by Kenneth L 5 · 0 1

haha lol 9/10

2007-03-25 21:39:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha !! (that gave me flash backs of the name "chalky" ) oh dear I"m off again !! thats set me up for the day

2007-03-25 19:55:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

lol

good one

heard it before but still funny ;-)

2007-03-25 22:36:07 · answer #5 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0 0

nice joke.Except I don't get san.I tried highlighting it.It just won't work

2007-03-25 20:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by Xx-Roxoria-xX 1 · 0 2

Lol....I laughed.

2007-03-25 19:53:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

That was cute.

2007-03-25 20:38:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

loki likes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10

2007-03-25 21:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It laught me much!!!!

2007-03-25 20:22:42 · answer #10 · answered by Ani 2 · 0 2

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