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A man wants to cross a stream, his boat fits only two things.he also want s to move his pet fox and chicken also a bag of grains.
if he leaves the chicken with the fox, its lunch time,the same if he leaves the chicken with the grains. what do you suggest?

Have a nice day and have fun!
PS:am expecting more sarcastic answers than logical ones!

2007-03-25 19:39:54 · 11 answers · asked by HypNotikA 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Take the fox .put it on the other side.Take the grain and leave it.Take the chicken and cook it.Then you and your fox have a meal!Sprinkle a few seeds and more chickens can come.Sell them and eat them.You will be rich forever!!!

2007-03-25 20:07:38 · answer #1 · answered by Xx-Roxoria-xX 1 · 1 1

This is so easy! Just fry the chicken, eat him, carry the grain while riding the fox across the magical bridge that shows up out of nowhere, then find a really hot girl (or guy), exchange the grain for $100, then take them to the bed and put your thing down, flip it and reverse it. Then find a nice (fe)male fox, have the two foxes mate, and sell the children for some quick cash.

2007-03-25 20:25:36 · answer #2 · answered by JD 2 · 1 1

Take the fox across the stream. When you get back the chicken will have eaten the grain. You will be hungry and the chicken will be fat. Then it is lunch time. After lunch take the leftover grain across the stream with you.

2007-03-25 19:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by J T 6 · 1 2

put the fox and grains in the boat. the man carries the chicken and pulls boat across stream.

2007-03-25 19:46:27 · answer #4 · answered by nicholettejohnson 4 · 0 1

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2016-09-05 16:23:47 · answer #5 · answered by lacie 4 · 0 0

Let the fox eat the chicken and all is well.
There are millions of other chickens he can keep as a pet.
I'd let the fox eat the chicken.
Hell, I'd eat the chicken myself if I have to.

2007-03-25 22:19:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

why not carry the chicken and grain and have the fox walk across the stream.

2007-03-25 20:06:21 · answer #7 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 1 1

Kill the chicken! Fry it and eat! Then take the fox and grain over!

2007-03-25 19:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by Jay 4 · 1 2

okay take chicken over come back get fox take it over get chicken take it back get grain take it over then go back for the chicken

2007-03-25 19:44:33 · answer #9 · answered by gregs111 6 · 2 1

It's only a stream. He can carry them over on foot.

2007-03-25 19:42:01 · answer #10 · answered by Debi in LA 5 · 1 2

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