Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin th em fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer." "But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin . ... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
2007-03-25 18:32:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny
That caught me off guard!
I was waiting for Playboy giving him Carpal Tunnel!
LOL
2007-03-25 20:08:31 · answer #1 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting...
2007-03-26 01:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by Drivliam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny "blurry one" tee hee
2007-03-26 01:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh out loud!!!.......10/10
2007-03-26 05:41:40 · answer #4 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no in Ur imagination
2007-03-26 02:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... Good one!
2007-03-26 01:38:20 · answer #6 · answered by San La Muerte 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.... good one
2007-03-26 01:51:48 · answer #7 · answered by co 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋