A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
Standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him she asked
"No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out
there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped
us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
Pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, Please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
2007-03-25 18:31:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes what can i say but get the soap powder 10/10
2007-03-26 00:03:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh! Kind of funny but still needs some work. The swing thing crossed my mind while I was reading the middle part. It would be funnier if the punch line was a surprise.
2007-03-26 01:37:34 · answer #2 · answered by nami-chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful!
2007-03-26 01:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by HypNotikA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-03-26 01:35:07 · answer #4 · answered by madrom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, thats funny.
2007-03-26 01:41:45 · answer #5 · answered by Knuckles™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious. I so wasn't expecting that. So yes It's very funny.
2007-03-26 01:37:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FAF
10/10*
Tink xx
2007-03-26 15:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah THAT funny...being tipsy on pc's cuases misspelling(c 2 werds ago) & ommissions
2007-03-26 02:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha 9/10
2007-03-26 04:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved this, made me really giggle. Brilliant.
2007-03-26 02:09:48 · answer #10 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋