Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
2007-03-25 18:16:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!
This one was so funny, before I answered it, I had to go in and wake up my husband and tell it to him. He's STILL laughing !!
2007-03-25 18:28:35 · answer #1 · answered by Jade 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Didn`t know the Army issued jock straps.
2007-03-25 18:44:36 · answer #2 · answered by flamingo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit twisted. Yet it got a giggle out of me. So, yes it's funny.
2007-03-25 18:20:55 · answer #3 · answered by wishtodream 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maxe Me sad, kuz the us army is 1 of the werst thingz in the werd,, rite there bhind middle skool(also kall'd "jr. high) & steparents....that word should have been WORLD
2007-03-25 19:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
herman still loves his lil bro it seems..lol
2007-03-25 18:31:46 · answer #5 · answered by Eledron 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah!! they are not going to find me either they are not getting my willy 9/10
2007-03-25 21:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
2007-03-25 18:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by babygirl18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-03-25 18:32:13 · answer #8 · answered by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that's funny.
2007-03-25 18:20:40 · answer #9 · answered by Jim B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
duuuudde!!
so effing funn-ay!
2007-03-25 18:20:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋