A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly , her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! A re you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THESALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
2007-03-25 18:09:08 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha, that's way funny! How true! I am kinda like that when my man is drivin'! He scares me a little though, haha, but now i see what he is going through when i am running my mouth. hahah! Good joke girlie!
2007-03-25 18:13:32 · answer #1 · answered by jashaunte 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 19:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay that was funny... however my husband does do this when "I am" driving in a less extreem way. If he had a break pedal on his side of the car, it would be through the floor board already.
Oh and this is the kicker. He told me the other day while he was driving that he could never sleep while I drove. But I sleep all the time on long trips when he drives. Who trusts who??????? LOL ... a little bit of married humor.
2007-03-25 18:57:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-03-25 23:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To Cute! Sounds like me and my husband were going through the 7 year marriage itch right now so lately we have been doin alot of that.... lol
2007-03-25 18:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by jambcombs4321 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I want to feel a sense of accomplishment, I should give my problem over to the Lord Jesus Christ, so that He can have the Glory of solving the problem
2007-03-25 18:14:06 · answer #6 · answered by gospel_vortex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2007-03-25 18:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by xnsanemaryjanex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. The control freaks in this world make life so darn tense!
Keep us all smiling. It helps.
Cheers,
Lisa
2007-03-25 18:19:33 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My....That's Hilarious!!! Love That Joke!!!
2007-03-25 19:40:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-25 21:29:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋