Do you have a band-aid??? cuz I scraped my knee when I fell for you... lol
2007-03-25 18:10:30
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answer #1
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answered by Sarah Jones101 2
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Two come to mind:
#1: Are you tired? You should be - you've been running through my mind all day.
#2: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I go a few feet away and come back?
2007-03-25 18:07:53
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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A friend of mine asked a girl if she had been rasied on a farm. When she asked why he wanted to know, he told her that she sure knew how to raise a cock. She walked away!
2007-03-25 19:39:06
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answer #3
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answered by rick h 3
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ahaha theres sooo many bad ones lol.
for a girl im sure the worst is "well its not gonna suck itself"
or "my names not fred flinstone, but i can make the "bedrock"
as a guy the worst maybe "wow, whered you get those shoes"
2007-03-25 18:07:56
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answer #4
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answered by manic jester 2
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I actually had a guy walk right up to me introduce himself and say "In case you were wondering, I have a huge cock."
What a loser!!
2007-03-25 18:12:51
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answered by TracyAnn 1
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How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice
2007-03-25 18:09:57
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answered by Anonymous
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a chum have been given this one: guy comes as much as her with glass packed with ice, purely ice... and he says "hi"... then drops the total glass on the floor... wreck.... and says "... so.. now that i've got broken the ice.."
2016-12-15 08:57:20
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answer #7
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answered by unck 4
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i think ur hot but a bit plump. i will not date that person in a million years.
2007-03-25 18:07:07
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answered by Tina J 1
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i dont know if this is the worst but its my favorite.
"git in the truck"
it actually works sometimes.
2007-03-25 18:07:34
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answer #9
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answered by Redneck 4
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What's your sign?
2007-03-25 18:14:04
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answered by ckm1956 7
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