I'm actually looking to buy only 3 penguins. I'm throwing a huge party with strippers, cake, hot wings, HDTV, and live penguins. I plan on keeping them, and I won't just throw them away when the party is over. I will provide water and some ice cubes for their enjoyment at the party (plus some carrots or w/e they eat). I was wondering how much it would cost PER penguin. I'm looking to get a family, like 2 adults and 1 baby penguin. Ideas?
2007-03-25 17:40:26 · 6 answers · asked by Jimmy John 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Actually, I have 20 open seats left for anyone wanting to come. It will be in New York city in about 4 months. Tickets are $250 a pop, but that will last you for the entire party (which is 4 days!!)
2007-03-25 17:45:49 · update #1
You are in luck. WalMart has penguin families on sale this week for only $79.99 while supplies last. You better hurry.
2007-03-25 18:08:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think it's legal to keep penguins outside of a zoo. Why don't you just hire a couple of out of work dwarfs, dress them up in Tux's, & have them serve your guests drinks? Let's face it, after awhile of drinking- who's gonna notice the difference anyway? :)
2007-03-26 00:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can sell you some nuns and a fat guy in a penguin suit.
2007-03-26 00:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by manbearpig 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A lifetime of service to saving them. You can not purchase them unless you are a zoo or biological research organization.
2007-03-26 00:46:30 · answer #4 · answered by indisun 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would not know why you would need a animal like that but I would say about 100$ /400$
2007-03-26 00:45:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
wow sounds like fun, when can i come over?
2007-03-26 00:43:31 · answer #6 · answered by Mark F 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋