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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday with his wife flying down the following day.


The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in His room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:


To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here

2007-03-25 17:29:14 · 10 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

that was funny.i am still laughing.i just printed it so i can pass it on..thanks 4 a great laugh..

2007-03-25 17:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by angie 3 · 1 0

This is old...but still funny. You must be from Houston, because Houston was never a part of the joke. Actually, the lady receiving the email...her location was never revealed.

2007-03-25 17:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by J Booty 5 · 0 0

Hilarious! You know the laugh till you cry, and your stomach hurts type? 10/10 for you and a star!

2007-03-25 17:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 1 0

this is the funniest joke ive heard all day and ive been asking a lot of funny joke q. this joke beats mine. wow thumbs up

2007-03-25 17:54:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

oh wow it was really funny hahaha seriously a good 10/10 man the women just might be having the worst nightmare of her life anyway's thanks for th laugh

2007-03-25 17:54:42 · answer #5 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 1 0

hehe thtaz cute, in a "f u k-w/-a-widows-hed" wae, but I like'd it

2007-03-25 18:08:46 · answer #6 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0 0

i told this joke last week lol

2007-03-25 18:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 · 0 0

Nice joke... love it!!!

2007-03-25 17:39:50 · answer #8 · answered by BadKarma 4 · 1 0

no

2007-03-25 18:27:17 · answer #9 · answered by alpha m 1 · 0 0

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMAO!!!
LOL!!!
here;s a star abnd a rose!
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2007-03-25 18:01:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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