Little Johnny is coming home from school and goes straight to bathroom. Without knocking, he opens the door and finds his father naked. He points and says, "Daddy, what's that??" His dad says, "Well, this is a perfect penis, son."
So Little Johnny shruggs and goes on about his business. The next day at school, Little Johnny drops his pants in front of the entire class. Little Suzie points and says, "What's that??"
Little Johnny replies:
"If were about 3 inches shorter, it'd be a perfect penis."
2007-03-25 17:04:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lil Johnny is a bad a**. I love him. The Little Johnny jokes never disappoint.
2007-03-25 17:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by J Booty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 11:25:52 · answer #2 · answered by benner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha love little johnny 10 plus
2007-03-25 17:11:02 · answer #3 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA LITTLE JOHNNY IS A CARD 10/10
2007-03-25 22:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD JOB LITTLE JOHNNY!!!
2007-03-25 18:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww! but funny! star 4 u!
2007-03-25 17:13:11 · answer #6 · answered by Tiful K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋