2007-03-25 16:03:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The only things in the room are a saw mirror and table. How do you get out?
2007-03-25 16:04:56 · update #1
saw the table in half 2 halves make a hole to crawl out of
2007-03-25 16:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by gregs111 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well the first thing you might want to do is smash the mirror on the ground because your pissed for being in this situation With the broken glass you will take the saw and hammer the glass in using the flat side. then you saw off the legs but keep them there for support. When you've positioned your head so when your under the table, if it were to fall, the glass would stab you in the head. since pushing the legs out of the way to make the table fall on you you will push one out of the way and chuck the saw at the other causing the table to fall on you and the glass impale your skull because stuff like that just isn't worth your time, is it?
2007-03-25 16:59:38 · answer #2 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scrunch up the table -- which is a logarithmic table printed on a sheet of paper -- and use the mirror -- which is parabolic -- to focus the sunlight that's coming through the window and set the paper on fire. The fire will make the smoke alarm sound, and when the guard outside rushes in to investigate, you give him a quick karate-chop to the head, grab his gun, and shoot your way out to FREEDOM!
SWEET, SWEET FREEDOM!
2007-03-25 18:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by Nezuji 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you look in the mirror and see what you saw,
take the saw and cut the table in half,
2 halfs make a whole,
climb out the "hole"
2007-03-25 17:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by Summer Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look in the mirror. see what you saw, saw the table in half, two halves make a whole. climb through the hole
2007-03-25 16:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by loza500 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The opposite of how I got in?
2007-03-25 16:14:38 · answer #6 · answered by wahoo! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same way you got in....
2007-03-25 16:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't you don't have a hammer
2007-03-25 16:09:19 · answer #8 · answered by beckermanman 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋