2007-03-25 16:01:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
yeah, but wait it gets better. you can have government grants to start a business, in-state tuition in all 50 states, you can run over white people without buying car insurance, work while still collecting welfare and you don't even have to pay taxes, you get free healthcare, and you can break almost any law with impunity. you only thought it was nice to be whitey, didn't you?
2007-03-25 16:17:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 4⤋
That's not good enough. The illegals apply with fake documentation to qualify for welfare, and live in a "Safe Haven" city that does not verify documentation for benefits. You would have to apply as a single mother, appear pregnant, and have at least one small child or infant with you. You will have to be fluent in another language besides English, and request a social worker that speaks that language to process your paperwork.
2007-03-25 18:50:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2007-03-25 17:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by free_eagle716 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Other than the flawed presumption of your rhetorical question, you might have to rub out your finger tips, and get fake prints tattooed on your finger tips.
Your fingerprints are probably on some data base, that the state government checks for authenticity.
2007-03-25 16:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by MenifeeManiac 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm sure you could! Bank of America will give you a credit card, too...
A friend of mine came up with a brilliant suggestion...since so many Americans with jobs have to pass a drug test, why not welfare recipients? If someone is a drug addict - give 'em help. Don't just hand 'em money!
2007-03-25 16:05:21 · answer #5 · answered by Jadis 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Honestly this doesn't happen. People that are illegally here but on welfare have stolen info of legal citizens and falsified documents to get aid. There are millions in the system and not enough employees in the agnecy to keep track of every single one of them. If you don't like the situation, get a job to help the problem instead of asking sarcastic questions about it.
2007-03-25 16:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
I don't thin you could get welfare, but you could get food stamps and social security, and for real bank of america would give you a credit card. As long as you have an account with them for 90 days. You could also get free health care and have as many babies as you want. They could all get WIC and food stamps too. You could get rental assistance, matter of fact, welcome to our country, how may we kiss your butt.
2007-03-25 16:12:24 · answer #7 · answered by t2ensie 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
You might be able to, but when you got caught (some illegal would turn you in.) you'd go to jail for fraud. But we can't send them to jail, we only deport them for non-violent crimes. And sometimes we don't do that because of the cost.
2007-03-25 16:09:44 · answer #8 · answered by AngryPatriot 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
we could swap info, go into a welfare office talking gibberish and I'm sure one of use would get it. hahas.
2007-03-25 17:55:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You'd also have to spend about a week in the sun, or get that fake body tan spray!
2007-03-25 16:08:22 · answer #10 · answered by Bunz 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋