A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh**?"
2007-03-25 15:43:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...... thanks for a laugh.....
2007-03-25 15:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahaha funny
He's a quick little lad.
9/10
2007-03-25 23:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, i've never heard this little johnny b4.
2007-03-25 22:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He grew up to be my English professor in college!
2007-03-26 06:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-03-25 22:47:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-03-25 23:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome. *Grin*
2007-03-25 22:47:23 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Claire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-03-26 01:06:19 · answer #8 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funnnny!!! I love it.
2007-03-25 22:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by juliEmAnia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's VERY funny. Good one Thanks for the LAUGH.
2007-03-25 22:50:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute!!
2007-03-25 22:46:47 · answer #11 · answered by Amanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋