A meek little man was sitting at the end of the bar looking very depressed, just staring at his drink. Another guy sees him, walks over to where the little guy is sitting & takes his drink & downs it.
The little guy bursts into tears, The other guy says; "Hey man, don't cry, I'll get you another drink".
"You don't understand", the little guy says, "This has been the worst day of my life, My car broke down, then I was late for work & got fired, then, when I got home, I caught my wife in bed with my brother, & just when I'm sitting here thinking about ending it all, You come along & drink my poison."
2007-03-25 15:33:07 · 20 answers · asked by Lorenzo A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a bad day!!!lol!!!
2007-03-25 20:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm totally telling that joke at my next party! BTW, yeah that would considered a really bad day.
2007-03-25 22:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by wishtodream 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I`ve heard that before. I love it. It`s pretty funny.
2007-03-25 22:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by Kristy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny in a bad way 4 the guy who drank it but all i have 2 say is.... SUCKER!!!
2007-03-25 22:38:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sucks to be the other guy
2007-03-25 22:38:24 · answer #5 · answered by markettab1985 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before on here...but it's still a goodie!!!
2007-03-26 02:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is unexpectedly funny.
2007-03-25 22:36:25 · answer #7 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha!ha
2007-03-25 22:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by sanya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh, yup, sounds like a bad day to me.
2007-03-25 22:36:53 · answer #9 · answered by Katykins 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow thats freaken sad!!but i know thats not real but its sad
2007-03-25 22:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by Kirsten 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol unexpected ending!
2007-03-25 22:37:00 · answer #11 · answered by juliEmAnia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋