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Boy: Dad, what's politics?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him.

The next day...

Son: Dad I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.

Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of s**t!

2007-03-25 15:27:00 · 20 answers · asked by juliEmAnia 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

omg!!!! this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10\10

2007-03-25 15:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2016-10-20 11:07:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Cute

2007-03-25 15:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol, congrats, you've just told a very funny joke! (and oh, so true.)

2007-03-25 15:31:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh yeah! I remember this. I hadn't heard this joke in a while! I laughed my @$$ off.

2007-03-25 16:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by angeltori1432 4 · 0 0

pretty good joke.

not so sure if the social commentary is correct, but good try.

2007-03-25 15:51:40 · answer #6 · answered by Kay the Great 2 · 1 0

100% true and 100% funny as h e ll !!!!

2007-03-25 15:41:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was really funny. politics screw everyone!!!

10/10. that was good! lol

2007-03-25 15:38:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

10.1/10....omg so funny and true, now thats a joke!!!

2007-03-25 16:44:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's very funny!. ^_~. Good one!.

2007-03-25 15:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by know nothing ~_~ " 2 · 0 0

I thought it was pretty good!

2007-03-25 15:31:24 · answer #11 · answered by markettab1985 2 · 0 0

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