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I was walking to __________, when I saw a ____________ . It was ____________ . But, noone will belive me!

2007-03-25 14:45:57 · 12 answers · asked by Ma to 2 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

I was walking to the mall, when I saw a democrat complimenting Bush . It was captured on tape . But, no one will believe me! I think Hilary destroyed the tape with her evil super powers.

2007-03-25 15:41:28 · answer #1 · answered by Cassandra Deschain 2 · 1 0

I was walking to get some man boobs when I saw a dog taking a dump on a cat. It was one of those nasty perverted things youll ever see in your life . But, noone will belive me!

2007-03-25 22:11:01 · answer #2 · answered by Tina 2 · 1 0

I was walking to my friend's house, when I saw a cookie monser. It was stealing an old lady's freshly baked cookie. But, noone will belive me!

2007-03-25 21:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 0 1

I was walkin gto the toy shop,when I saw a yellow bird.It was Big Bird in drag.

2007-03-25 21:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa 3 · 1 0

I was walking to the rainforest, when I saw a monkeys butt. It was huge, yellow and winking at me. But, no-one will believe me!

2007-03-25 22:53:34 · answer #5 · answered by boonoora 4 · 1 0

I was walking to the donut shop, when I saw a peanut. It was looking like it wanted to eat me. But, no one will believe me!

2007-03-25 21:54:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I was walking to the store, when I saw an alien. It was weird but no one will believe me!

2007-03-25 21:49:16 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0 1

i was walking to my drug dealers house when i saw an 80 year old man streaking. It was nasty but no one will believe me.

2007-03-25 21:55:31 · answer #8 · answered by Smartest Man Alive 4 · 1 0

I was walking Mars house when I saw a rapist, it was rambuncious but none will believ me

2007-03-25 21:52:32 · answer #9 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0 2

I was walking to __my bed________, when I saw a _GW Bush_____naked______ . It was ___gross_________ . But, noone will believe me!

2007-03-25 21:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by tanyasiv 4 · 1 0

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