I was walking past his bowl and looked at him. Suddenly two arms and legs popped out and he leaped out of his bowl. He's sitting in my chair, eating my pretzels and drinking my root beer watching re-runs of Jaws, over and over. I told him I want to watch my favorited TV show, Going Fishing TV and he got very mean!
He said he won't leave until his girl friend (my pet monkey) evolves into a beautiful 6 foot blonde. I told him that she most likely won't be blonde and it could take 4.5 million years. He said he will wait. What can I do, he's taking over my home, someone HELP! What should I do?
2007-03-25 14:32:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Listen carefully, tell your fish to come to my house, MY pet monkey has already evolved into a drop dead gorgeous blonde, and SHE won't get out of MY chair, stop eating MY pretzels, let me watch MY tv, or drink my own freakin root beer until I hook her up with a walking talking fish who likes to watch jaws.......I'll email you the details if you are interested.
2007-03-25 14:44:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh...Please seek immediate attention at your local psychiatric hospital. Jaws reruns? Everyone knows Jaws was a movie not a television show. Also, while you're at the psych ward, it may do you some good to visit the drug rehab clinic. Bring your fish along with you, sounds like he may need a dose of methadone. Good luck...keep me up-to-date on your progress.
Have a fishy day
2007-03-25 15:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by Dingoboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its rather obvious that your home is inhabited by evil spirits, likely spring from an old indian burial mound, a satanic cemetary, or the portal to the 7th gate of hell, under your home.
You should (a) hire the services of an exorcist (b) call ghostbusters or (c) move out and have the home demolished.
2007-03-25 14:41:29 · answer #3 · answered by krollohare2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no!! I say u offer him/it beer! and get ur fish/man or fishman drunk and then take advantage of his drunkeness by tossing him out your window!
If that plan fails, then i think it'll be a good time to call up a hooker...
2007-03-25 14:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by Kosha Bean 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good scotch (Johnny Walker black, Glenfiddich) is exceedingly manly while taken over the rocks. that's not candy, yet once you enable it take a seat for slightly, so as that the ice melts, that's soft. yet another incredibly regular "manly" drink is crimson Bull and vodka.
2016-10-20 11:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you had too much to drink or you have been smoking something and I don't mean cigarettes. If neither of those then you need psycho help really fast.
2007-03-25 14:41:55 · answer #6 · answered by tabbycat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard of some fish tales, but that takes the cake!
2007-03-25 14:39:52 · answer #7 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call some Japanese guys to make sushi out of him :9
2007-03-25 14:38:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he's eating pretzels and drinking your beer then I'd say he's de-volved...
2007-03-25 14:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by Taliesin Pen Beirdd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so this monkey and a fish walk into a bar...
2007-03-25 14:53:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋