i dont no wat happened but the first time u guys made up stupid stories plz be funny and read wat each other is saying. if u have the same go back and fix it. heres the story
i was on a blind date with this really cute guy. we were having a good time until he said he said..
2007-03-25 14:16:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
" I'm married. But its okay, I still love you.
You;re the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Lets go to my place and get freaky." He licked his lips and had this really wierd look in his eyes.. I didnt know what to do, so excused my self to the ladies room, and ran out of there.
2007-03-25 14:22:36 · answer #1 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
... I checked the unending story that I had started on Yahoo! Answers the previous night and discovered that about half of the people who'd responded had followed on directly from my original post, thus missing the point entirely. In a fit of utter frustration, I...
2007-03-25 19:40:27 · answer #2 · answered by Nezuji 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as i was running out i bumped into someone- we both fell and everything in my purse went flying-( including the two tampons i stuck in) i looked up and saw it was the guy id been crushing on for months! mortified i was about to apoligize and run when he said...
2007-03-25 14:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by PaRtYqUeEn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I took the chance while I had it. We zoomed away in his hot rod (literally!) but when I got to his crib I was in for surprise. It was soooooooooooo...
2007-03-25 14:31:17 · answer #4 · answered by katybop. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool, Then We got comfortable,then he proceeds to tell me his last girlfriend took a knife to his D**k
2007-03-25 14:33:48 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so then my plans weren't going to happen, so we played Scrabble until we both fell asleep, when I awoke...
2007-03-25 15:46:36 · answer #6 · answered by Cassandra Deschain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey wanna go to my place?
2007-03-25 14:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by my_chem_42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"and I think I have crabs?!"
2007-03-25 14:22:34 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I itch all over."
2007-03-25 14:19:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋