Three women were sittin around talking about their s*x lives.
The first one says; "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last 10 years perfecting his stroke."
The second woman said; "my husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps."
The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell me about your husband." she thought for a moment and said, "my husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler."
"How so?"
"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."
2007-03-25 13:22:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can beat that !!!! I can complete TWO quater miler's in that time and still have time to take a shower :)
(that was a joke by the way.......No one can take take a shower in under 40 seconds.) lol!
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2007-03-26 02:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwww!
2007-03-25 13:26:59 · answer #2 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Fidgety.!!!
10/10.!!!
At least his not a 100 meter sprinter ha ha then it would only be 10 sec.
2007-03-25 15:35:58 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
three old women were sitting on a park bench. suddenly, a flasher appeared and showed them his stuff. two of them had a stroke, but the third couldn't reach him.
think about it. ha ha.
2007-03-25 13:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
a world record give him a medal
2007-03-25 17:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes funny !! (the poor frustrated woman ??)
2007-03-25 19:07:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it fidgety.
I wonder why I'm always left with the wooden spoon?
Is it because I always come last???
2007-03-26 01:33:14 · answer #7 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
Hilarious.
Poor woman.
2007-03-25 14:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one.
2007-03-25 13:30:04 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha that's funny and sad at the same time.
2007-03-25 13:38:45 · answer #10 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋