Realted Jokes. If you can answer these CORRECTLY I will give you 10!?

Question

1. how do you get an elephant in your fridge?
2. How do you get a giraffe in your fridge?
3. theres an animal convention, all animals must attend.Which onedoes not show up?
4. You must get over a crocadile infested lake. the only way to get accross is to swim. How do accomplish this without getting eaten?

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Answer 1

1.You open the door and put the elephant in the fridge.
2. You open the door, take the elephant out and put the giraffe in.
3. The giraffe, it's still in the fridge.
4.You swim, the crocodiles are at the meeting.

Answer 2

1. Open the door and put the elephant in the frige.
2. Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in
3. The giraffe because he's in the frige.
4. The crocodiles are all at the animal convention so you just swim across the lake.

Answer 3

1.Open the door and put him in
2. Open the door take the elephant out and put the giraffe in
3.The giraffe cos he's in the fridge
4. All the crocadiles/animals are at the meeting so you can swim across

Answer 4

1 open the door and put the elephant in
2 open the door, take out the elephant and put the giraffe in
3 the giraffe. he's in the fridge
4 they are all at the convention, swim

Answer 5

1. Mince it.
2. Mince it as well.
3. The bloodhound, because it was attracted by the smell of my fridge, and found out too much. So I had to mince it.
4. Open the fridge door and tip in all the minced elephant, giraffe, and bloodhound. That should keep them distracted for long enough.

Answer 6

put the elephant in the fridge.
shove the giraffe in after.
the giraffe. he's in the fridge, remember?!
swim. crocs are at the convention!!!!!!

Answer 7

Open the door and shove him in.
Open the door and shove the giraffe in as well
The elephant and giraffe don't show up
They are at the convention aren't they? So there wouldn't be any crocodiles i think.