An old couple were celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary in the diner where they had their first date.
The wife says to her husband "do you remember when we came here all those years ago?"
"Yes" he relpies "and we went out to the alley way and had s*x."
"Yes" she says "do you want to do it again?"
"O.K." he replies so they finish their meal and go out round the back of the diner.
He pushes her against the fence and lifts her skirt up and starts going at it like a wild one. A young man stops to watch. He is amazed to see how the old man can still go for it at his age. After 45 mins they finish and the wife returns to the diner.
The young man says, "How did you keep it goin for 45 minutes at your age? I hope I can do that when I am 80!"
"Well" says the old man, "50 years ago that fence wasn't electrified!"
2007-03-25 12:57:21 · 10 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny one......Think you like the same jokes as me....had it on a few weeks ago ;) (Thought you'd gone to bed!!)
2007-03-25 13:14:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 10:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by bassage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, i hope my boyfriend can give it a go like the old man when he's 80 too!
2007-03-25 13:06:14 · answer #3 · answered by Want Your Bad Romance 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha really funny but i feel bad for the old woman
2007-03-25 13:04:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-03-25 13:06:58 · answer #5 · answered by Shaniqua 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God namit!
I just wet me self at dat 1!
Well done u!
2007-03-25 13:08:06 · answer #6 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!!!! thats really funny! 10/10 and a *
2007-03-25 13:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by Katie S 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Great one man.!!!
10/10.!!!
Must try that ha ha.!!!
2007-03-25 16:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-25 13:02:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny----- poor old soul.
2007-03-25 13:21:29 · answer #10 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋