To evolutionists:?

Question

do you really believe that evolution is true? If so, prove it.

Darwin: died and did not come back to the dead.
Jesus: came back from the dead.
Darwin: a dumb bass ( dumbass ). See? He came from a dumb bass if evolution was true!
Jesus: = God = Holy Spirit
Darwin: probably had a hard time proclaiming his theory
Jesus: spoke about God EASILY
Darwin: only one perspective
Jesus: FOUR PERSPECTIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darwin: does not perform miracles
Jesus: performed miracles
Darwin: probably sits in hell pleading the devil to go to heaven
Jesus: sits on the right hand of God the Father

I'm not forcing you, but suggesting you to turn to God. if you are inspired, email me at [e-mail]
and... I'm a 6th grader lol

If you can't prove things about evolution, don't say anything about Christianity, and wikipedia, I can edit my own things in there, so don't talk dumb basses

and to the 2nd person to answer: BEAT IT. OF COURSE I DO MY HOMEWORK! MY HOMEWORK IS ABOUT THE BIBLE. and 'you monkey' is the worst insult ever. if i AM a monkey, then you and you mother is a monkey. HA!

proving Jesus: there are FOUR PERSPECTIVES OF HIM. you can't deny that. besides, who woiuld have time to make up four different stories of Jesus. You also forgot to include the book of Acts, the book of Genesis, the book of Revelations, and many other books

miracles are being performed everyday even now. read Chicken Soup books for example. Read the Bible. Listen to sermons

yes i am a sixth grader and dinosaurs did exist. but they died by the Great Flood. OMFG! A SIXTH GRADER CAN HANDLE SOME SCIENTISTS! WOOT!

~Christian Pride~

P.S. don't bother giving an answer if your going to the evolution side. I can argue better than you. I can keep it up even after death, so *raspberry*

also, godisimaginary.com doesn't work. i answered them all and felt comfortable becase God HAS A PLAN FOR EVERYTHING. that ugly woman doesn't read the Bible carefully

Answer 1

You know, Darwin in hell is alittle excessive don't you think.?

While I may not agree with his teachings, I will not pass judgment on him.
My biggest argument with him is, that he never got his PhD that he always wanted, because he was not smart enough, so why listen to him?

Answer 2

Sorry, you can believe what you want. I'll take the word of the tens of thousands of scientists all over the world who accept evolution as fact over the word of some fundamentalist Christians who know nothing of science and treat a 2000 year-old book written by a bunch of ancient men who ALSO knew nothing of science as if it's scientific and historical fact. It just makes me laugh hearing CHURCH people say that the worlds top experts in geology, biology, anthropology, and astronomy are idiots, and that their theories are "ridiculous."
The majority of your arguments consist of "Darwin PROBABLY..." did this or "PROBABLY..." is doing that. Calling him a "dumb bass" isn't proving any point, either when it comes to the evolution argument. It's just an ad hominum attack. That's how children argue. Oh wait...you are a child. You might be able to MOUTH OFF until after death, but you have no intelligent point to present here, so there is no real "argument". When you have an INTELLIGENT argument to make, then we'll talk.

Answer 3

I'll tell you what. I'll prove evolution to you when you prove Jesus rose from the dead and performed miracles.

Mind you, the Bible is a book that anyone could have written and does not constitute proof.

Besides, there's plenty of proof of evolution on the internet. You might begin at www.wikipedia.org. It's a start.

Edit: Why should I not say things about Christianity? I'm perfectly qualified to, being I hold a BA in Religious Studies. Besides, I said start at wikipedia, as in do your own research. You don't want to listen to what someone says here, anyway. All you want is somebody to agree with you.

Answer 4

There is a lot more evidence to prove evolution exists, compared to your creationist theory. There have many studies over the years regarding evolution and animals adapting themselves to different environments, situations, etc, when needed to survive.
Dinosaurs and fossils pee on your creationist theory straight away as well, as they prove the earth is a lot older to what your "bible" does.
Your arguments are frankly very weak and you can tell that they come from a 6th grader. When you grow up, then come back with an argument, until then don't bother!

EDIT : Blowing raspberries in an argument about evolution? How grown up! Also, if you can manage to spell properly you'll find www.godisimaginary.com does work. Maybe it won't let you in because you are too stupid to handle the facts and your little brain might explode. Haha.

Answer 5

Well, societies evolve as well you need to define evolution better, it doesn't all come from darwin....I think what you are really asking is a question on creationism, Do you believe in dionosaurs? Neanderthals, Sabre Toothed Tigers. Darwins theory wasn't even on humans though it did elude to it. it was about plants and birds. Do some homework first then ask your questions. You Monkey

Answer 6

How exactly have you "beaten" some "stupid" people? You've just basically given your opinion and then told everyone else to shut up. That's not arguing, that's putting your fingers in your ears and yelling "LALALALALLA!!" at the top of your voice.

And 6th grade? You mentality doesn't even match a 4th grader's. And you might want to look up the definitions of "argue", "beat" and "stupid".

Answer 7

Wow it looks like someones parents did a good job on them to be ignorant and close minded and for that i applaud them for having the skills to be master manipulators

Answer 8

Amen

Answer 9

You made me fear for the future of mankind.