It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on
his way with a gift cheque for £50.
At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch.
The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate sex he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a full English breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage Tomato with freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five quid for?"
"Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you." "I asked him what to give you."
He said, "F**k him. Give him a fiver." She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea."
2007-03-25 12:34:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still laughing - thanks.!!!
2007-03-25 16:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That sounds exactly like something a dumb blond would say!
2007-03-25 12:45:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-25 13:40:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL-the husband shouldn't of told her "F**k him" if he knew how dumb she was
2007-03-25 12:49:20 · answer #4 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes very good !!! (that is a great "blonde" joke) dippy moo
2007-03-25 19:15:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And she can cook as well ?????
Didn't know blondes could multitask !!!!! hahaha
2007-03-25 13:44:23 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.....very good, though i'm not sure if i should share his retirement with the kids!!!!! lol
2007-03-25 12:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by squeegy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i get it, misunderstanding jokes
2007-03-25 13:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF
2007-03-25 12:37:10 · answer #9 · answered by marcdesco 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋