Funniest joke EVER!?

Question

There was a little boy and his mom was taking a shower. He asks her if he can take a shower with her and she says yes but dont look up or down. He looks up and says,"Mommy,what are those?" She says,"Those are my headlights honey." He looks down and asks,"Mommy whats that?" She says,"Thats my garage." The next day his dad is taking a shower and he asks if he can get in. He says yes, but dont look down. He looks down and says,"Daddy,whats that?" He replies,"Thats my limo." That night there was a thunderstorm and the little boy sleeps in his parent's bed and they say,"Just dont look under the sheets." He looks under the sheets and says,"TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS MOMMY, DADDY'S LIMO IS COMING IN!"

Answer 1

hhahahahahah

Answer 2

I like it. It's funny, yet sorta in realality (because I little kid would probabally say that). I've heard a different version, but it still makes me laugh. Also, to all the people who said "It sucks" or anything like that are probabally to immiture to even hear that joke.

Answer 3

HAHAHA!! try these...



1

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..


2

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other
Woman yells out her window, "PIG!"
Man yells out his window, "*********!"
Man rounds next curve
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.

Thought For The Day : If only men would listen.


3

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it
makes me
happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home
from
work any minute."

The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the
way
home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally
her
husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress" she replied.

"Needs ironing." he said.

HEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING

Answer 4

My 10 year old brother makes up better jokes in his sleep. That joke was, at the same time, both innapprpriate and un funny.

Answer 5

Lame.

Answer 6

That's the lamest joke ever.

Answer 7

lol nice 1 but ive heard it :(

Answer 8

old but still makes me laugh lol

Answer 9

i've heard a different verson of it but this one is good.

Answer 10

Cricket! Cricket!! . . . . that's the sound of no laughter!

Answer 11

thats pretty funny lol..