Richard is a guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs 5 miles every day.
One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it. He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand EXCEPT for the part sticking out.
2 little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in the world!"
The other little old lady says, "Look at that".......
When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it
When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it
When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it
When I was 40 years old, I asked for it
When I was 50 years old, I paid for it
When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it.
When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it.....
And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild. :)
2007-03-25 12:22:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe!
Thats the Fidge i've come to know.
Maybe she should have picked it and planted it in her garden :)
Hold on...let me read that again....Richard is a guy who takes......that name seems familiar.....HOLD ON!!!!!....she should just leave it alone and move on!!!!
(mind you, a little assisted propergation wouldnt hurt) :)
x
p.s
If thats the way it really works, do YOU find them growing wild all the time?
x
2007-03-25 12:44:02 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-25 20:42:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny fidgety.!!!
10/10 on that one.!!!
Wild you say ha ha poor woman.!!!
2007-03-26 00:03:10 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 100 % love to all were you get all these jokes they just keep getting better
2007-03-25 19:31:18 · answer #4 · answered by smiley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old joke but still funny
2007-03-25 19:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old ladies in your joke was quite fitting, seeing as that was a VERY VERY OLD joke.
2007-03-25 19:28:37 · answer #6 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
hahah omg lol very funny!
2007-03-25 19:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by K Boose 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh man too funny..lol good one
2007-03-25 19:29:40 · answer #8 · answered by jazzilicious 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-03-25 19:40:22 · answer #9 · answered by godschild 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant. one of your best. x
2007-03-25 20:51:11 · answer #10 · answered by neonjack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋